Tale of the Tape

Before starting the workout, the program recommends recording your measurements. So, as part of the blog process, and so my friends and posterity can rejoice with me. And, I do not at all mind that your rejoicing is actually you laughing at my pain. But here are the measurements:

weight: 200.6 lbs
Calves:
Right: 15.5"
Left: 15.75"
Thighs:
Right: 24.25"
Left: 25"
Hips: 40"
Waist: 41.25"
Chest: 40.5"
Forearms:
Right: 11.75"
Left: 11.5"
Upper arms:
Right: 12.75"
Left: 12"
Neck: 16.5"

And now for the pictures: